Me: *contractions are hurting so I lie down on my right side*
Rory: "Don't like this side. Roll over."
Me: *sigh and turn to lay on my left*
Rory: "Don't like this side. Turn over."
Me: "Kid, I have no more available sides."
Rory: "Don't like that kidney."
Me: "Leave the kidney alone. It's not hurting you."
Rory: "It's touching me."
Me: "Deal."
Rory: "Don't like this side."
Me: "It's going to be a long 7 weeks."
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