Me and the Hubby: "I think we're just going to have 3 children."
1 Month Ago
Go through clothes, toys and everything baby-related. Purge all things under 18-months. Give clothes to Goodwill, second hand stores and the new Cobb baby. Cry over tiny onesies dripping with memories and old spit-up stains. Take a deep breath and shut the boxes.
2 Weeks Ago
Start enrolling the kids in school for the fall. Look into preschools for the baby. Begin to enjoy this next stage of life with school age kids. There is a light at the end of the tunnel with everyone wiping their own butts. It's getting closer.
Friday August 3rd, 12:30 AM
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Same Day, 12:00 PM
Doctor: "Congrats! You're due in early April!"
NOTE: ANY COMMENTS WITH THE WORDS "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT CAUSES THAT?" AND "I TOLD YOU SO!" WILL BE REQUIRED TO COME WITH A $25 DONATION TO THE 'WE GAVE AWAY ALL OF THE BABY STUFF' FUND.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! And, I will gladly send you a SLEW of pink if you need it.
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