Darling Children,
Mommy has not had her anti-anxiety medication for a whole week now. Mommy is getting dangerously close to insanity.
EAT YOUR SUPPER SO I CAN CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS AND PUT YOU TO BED OR MOMMY IS GOING TO STAPLE YOU TO THE CEILING.
Mommy loves you.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Drinks All Around
Me: Ooh! I thought of a new kahlua drink!
Ben: Oh?
Me: Don't call me a lush.
Ben: I didn't...out loud.
Me: It's from being raised so strictly southern baptist.
Ben: Well, I'm glad you're making up for it now.
Me: I barely have time to make up for it now. You keep getting me pregnant.
Ben: Do you hear how awful that sounds?
Me: Ugh.
Ben: Fine. I'm sorry I keep knocking you up and getting in the way of your make-up drinking.
Ben: Oh?
Me: Don't call me a lush.
Ben: I didn't...out loud.
Me: It's from being raised so strictly southern baptist.
Ben: Well, I'm glad you're making up for it now.
Me: I barely have time to make up for it now. You keep getting me pregnant.
Ben: Do you hear how awful that sounds?
Me: Ugh.
Ben: Fine. I'm sorry I keep knocking you up and getting in the way of your make-up drinking.
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